There has been an avalanche of Hackett spam recently infesting tristate mailboxes.  Anti-spam experts agree that it is of monolithic proportions.  Recent tracking statistics show that Hacket Spam now called “Ham” in the anti-spam industry is now outpacing viagra spam 2 to 1.

“Just look at my inbox,” exclaims Mt. Adams resident Ken Herbert.  “It’s non-stop spam.  It’s getting to the point where I can’t find a decent discount deal for on-line orders of Cialis.  But hey, it isn’t all bad.  It says here voting for Hackett will increase my p3n1s size!”