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Cincinnati Students Ready for Another Big Snowfall
By Burt Safer | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Jan 12, 2005
 

A big snowfall during Winter Break?

That's like New Year's Day falling on a Saturday,  or even worse,  Christmas falling on a Saturday. Well,  unfortunately,  all three happened this winter.

 "It feels like when the Bengals win a game late in the season.  It's cool that they won,  but we sure could have used that win earlier."  said Withrow High School student Dave Thompson.

"You know,  it was fun to get all that snow,  but damn,  we also could have used that earlier, or even later - actually,  right the fuck now would be nice!" 

"Now that school is back in session, all the snow is gone," said Hughes student Mike Smith,  "I know we're halfway across the globe from that tsunami, but we should have gotten some extreme weather by now.  Instead of a tsunami, we need a snownami.   Hahahaha..  No,  seriously.  This is the perfect time now that we know how unprepared the city is.   I'm ready for about thirty feet of snow to bury the city, and not melt until, oh.. June.  Some people said this winter was worse than 1978,  but I don't believe them.   Prove it,  Cincinnati."

 

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