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Summertime Recipe: Dead Baby Float

By Fred Pastry | Dealer staff writer

Wed, Jul 6, 2005

Serves 60-70

Ingredients:
- 10 gallons Barq's root beer
- 1 gallon Graeter’s plain vanilla ice cream
- 1 Bathtub
- 1 Baby

Recipe:
- Pour 10 gallons of Barq’s root beer into bathtub
- Place baby in bathtub
- Scoop in 1 gallon Graeter's vanilla ice cream
- Leave unattended for 1-5 minutes or until baby is face down
- Ladle & serve!

MMM... IT'S SO YUM!!

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