Personals

PCWM ISO Aging SWM for LTR - Who honestly believes that an 19 yr old college student really wants to be your friend in exchange for tuition & this does not constitute prostitution. Let me provide the room & board for a change. Contact Lt. Steve Villing with the CPD at 555-3249. Let's stop playing games.

SWPM Geek ISO SBBW Greek - This skinny white web developer can't pronouce gyro but wants to get it one get it on with a hairy woman well endowed due to a lifetime of souvlaki and baklava. Greek olive skin a must! Let me roll you around in a bed of rice pilaf & smuther you in honey, nuts & filo dough. Let's go out for drinks (2 shots of ozuo). Meet me at the Panegyri Greek Festival near the koulourakia stand at 1 P.M.

Classifieds

Lost - Photoshop Editor/sense of humor/future. Illiterate and can't write anything funny without them. If found, please contact, Fred Pastry at the Dealer.

Lost - Self respect. If found, please return to man in white poofy skirt at Panegyri Greek Festival. I've had no ompah since it's been gone.