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Angry Residents Reassess Hamilton County Auditor's Face
By David Akadjian | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Jun 15, 2005
 

HAMILTON CTY - On Monday, Hamilton County Auditor and former NWA world-wrestling heavyweight champion Dusty Rhodes offered to wrestle disgruntled residents who “had a problem” with their audit.

“If you don’t like your assessment,” Rhodes, was quoted as saying, “then why don’t you do something about it?”

Though perceived as widely unpopular with Hamilton County homeowners, the auditor formerly known as The American Dream is not backing down.

Rhodes, in a prepared statement quoted from his Wrestlemania days, “The more they hate you, the more they love you.”

The auditors’ office has scheduled a series of neighborhood conferences where Dusty will take on all comers. For a list of venues or for tickets, contact the Hamilton County Auditors’ Office at (513) 946-4662.

Hamilton County Auditor Dusty Rhodes: Then & Now.

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