The Cincinnati Dealer

CLASSIFIEDS

LOST - Clue. Big as a biblical donkey. Friends describe as blue & glaringly obvious. Lost at Taste of Cincinnati. Not aware it wasn't with me. If found, email This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it as soon as possible!!!

LOST - $225 million. Last seen at the statehouse in Columbus, in big bag labeled "Worker's Comp Money," containing bills and rare coins. If found, contact Bob at 614-466-3555.

LOST - Dignity and campaign contributions. Last seen on campaign bus heading east on SR 32. If found, contact Pat at 513-753-5470.

Quick Poll

After Ike's damage to Cincinnati, how are you taking precautions against future hurricanes?

	Purchasing a windbreaker
	Cutting down every tree within 150 feet of my house
	Practicing dialing Duke Energy's phone number in the dark
	Looking for Duke Energy technicians who are willing to accept bribes
	Reading "Fixing Broken Power Lines For Dummies"
	Making sure my Bengals season tickets next year will be far away from the "wind tunnel" section
	Moving to the Gulf Coast, where people are actually warned in advance about hurricanes

What Grinds Your Gears?
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