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Cole for OTR Drug Overlord! |
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By Fred Pastry | Dealer staff writer
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Wed, May 18, 2005
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For the past two elections, I have run on a consistent platform of complete non-offensive obscurity. It’s hard to dislike someone you don’t know. But this election, I feel it’s time to take a stand. Elect me to be your Over-The-Rhine Drug Overlord. I would show you my website, but being a drug overlord requires I keep things on the down-low. Vote for me and join my Cartel!
Platform:
* Drug Empowerment Zones for Over-The-Rhine
* 50% drop in street prices for crack & heroin
* Overall obscurity
Endorsed by:
* Travis Pinkerton, The Cincinnati Dealer Food Critic
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