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Police Work Really, Really Hard For A Week, Arrest 90
By Gerard Oh | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Apr 20, 2005
 

The week of April 4 was National Crime Victims' Rights Week. To celebrate, local and federal law enforcement managed to arrest over 90 rapists, assault suspects, and gang members in one week alone.

"It's great to make our streets safer one week out of the year," said  Hamilton County Sheriff Simon Leis. "It's the least we could do in honor of crime victims everywhere."

Many fugitives were found after strong cooperation between agencies.  A fugitive from San Diego was found in Cincinnati after investigators in California and Ohio compared notes.

"Sharing notes? Who would have thought?!" exclaimed CPD Capt. Vince Demasi. "This is ground-breaking crime fighting. In the future, fugitives won't stand a chance!"

Law enforcement officials reacted positively.

"They were the baddest of the bad," said Chris Riley, supervising deputy of the Marshals Service in Cincinnati. "We certainly got to some of the worst of the worst."

"It was a hell of a big hit," Leis said. "We arrested a lot of people. These are some nasty guys. These aren't check-bouncers."

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