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Boone Named America's 'Most Livable County' by KKK
By Jorge Barnes | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Apr 20, 2005
 

BOONE COUNTY - The Ku Klux Klan released its annual ranking of most livable counties, and Boone County topped the list for the first time.

"With its rolling hills to the south and meandering river to the north, picturesque Boone County is the perfect community to raise a family," said Thomas Robb, explaining why Boone County was selected as the nation's most livable.

"Fishing, hiking, boating:  they're all just a stone's throw away from any home in Boone County.  Prefer the hustle and bustle of a big city?  Cincinnati is just across the river.  Add all of that up, and you've got our 2005 choice for America's most livable county."

"Plus, they really know how to get rid of black people," added Robb.

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