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St. X Student Faces 5 Day Suspension For Not Promoting Christianity In Public
By Gerard Oh | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Dec 15, 2004
 

St. Xavier high school suspended junior Justin Roberson Friday for not promoting Christianity outside of class. His father Mel Roberson agreed with the punishment, saying, "Justin's evangelical mission doesn't end with the school bell. He needs to know that breaking rules and spreading God's love in public places as much as possible to save these godless heathens is okay."

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