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Reds Skip Winter Meetings to Check Out Disneyworld
By Gerard Oh | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Dec 15, 2004
 

The Cincinnati Reds declined to participate baseball's winter meetings in Florida this year. They instead decided to spend the money to check out The Happiest Place On Earth: Disneyworld. Reds GM Dan O'Brien said, "We weren't really planning to make any deals anyway, since next year is a rebuilding year, so we figured, why waste time at boring meetings when we could be riding Space Mountain on Carl's dime!" O'Brien then giggled and later added: "Maybe we can sign Mickey to the bullpen for cheap."

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