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Huggins Explains New "3-Point Shots Only" Strategy
By Gerard Oh | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Mar 16, 2005
 

CORRYVILLE - The UC Bearcats found themselves drawing a lower 7 seed rather than the expected 6 seed in the NCAA Tournament, slated to kick off this Thursday.

UC fell a seed most likely due to their newly installed "3-Point Shots Only" offense unveiled in their C-USA tournament loss to South Florida.

Huggins explained, "I know it didn't look pretty in the USF game, but I'm confident that we can perfect our new offense by the Iowa game on Thursday. I mean, how hard is it to work on firing up three-pointers after crossing half-court?"

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