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Pestilence & Cream
By Fred Pastry | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Apr 20, 2005
 
Greeter's Flavor of the Month 
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OH, Cincinnati USA - Altogether suprising
By Fred Pastry | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Mar 30, 2005
 
Shake it like a Polaroid.
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If it's not Scottish...
By Fred Pastry | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Mar 23, 2005
 
Pick yours up at fine portalets all over town!
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Celebrity Vagina Monologues!
By Fred Pastry | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Feb 9, 2005
 

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See what people are saying:

“Half the audience passed out during the ventriloquist skit.”
  - Jim Hunter, Cincinnati Paramedic

“Stephanie Dunlap has the best material.”
- Larry Flynt, Hustler Magazine

“I thought when Regina kept yelling ‘Rrrright Now’ over & over again she wanted audience participation.  Sorry.  My mistake.”
- Tom McElfresh, CityBeat

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Judges Gone Wild! Power's Style
By Fred Pastry - Special Advertisement | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Jan 12, 2005
 

See some sweet 70 year old ass! 

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